“He’d be SO cute…

…if he wasn’t black!” – lol! hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaha *gasping for air* bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha – by far, THE greatest thing I heard all night! Anyways, on to this post..

So, ummm can anyone tell me what is up with the SORRY state of manhood displayed by the black men in the DMV?! Seriously, is it too much to think that meeting an intelligent, no kid having, ambitious, doesn’t go out EVERY d*mn day!, fabulous (I could go ON…) young lady and appreciate it for what it is – a great conncetion, great, let’s see where we can take it from here, rather than trying EVERYTHING just to sleep with her!?!? really, that is like THE lamest shyt EVER!!!

Oh, and so is their attempt at “dating” – I use that term oh, so loosely because really, noone these days seems to grasp what dating is anymore!  I’m so over this, this practice of doing the VERY bare minimum and expecting someone to give you the goodies…for real?! What did you do to deserve this? oh wait, but really, what makes you think just because you took someone out, you get to take them home, or go back to their place or bang it out in the car because you chose to spend a couple hours with her?! hmmm? really, I’m just wondering?

How has it become acceptable that if a guy takes you out, semi-frequently, that sex is just expected? I need to know when this became the norm because it’s repulsing, LAME and super un-original.  Whatever! I’m sure all boys are like that, but since I used to like dealing with my chocolate cuties, I can only speak for what I’ve witnessed personally or through friends!

So on to something new…nueva, nouveau, nuovo, neu, novo…you get the picture!  😉

I was going to continue this post, but I’m tired and want to go back to sleep! Dancing for 5 hours str8 will do that to you! So I’ll just leave you with my all time favorite, guilty pleasure song!

Yup! Nirvana – Smells Like Teen Spirit!!! 7th grade all over again!

OMG!!! Watch this school band hit this! ummmm it ROCKS!!!

Ummmm…

…So how come I’m not basking in the beautiful sun and sand and water like I was in Cancun last year and St. Thomas for my birthday the year before that…

…Why do I still rush home to watch my DVR of the day’s General Hospital! I lovee this show!

…Why was it SO nice Monday and Tuesday but today it’s all cold again! Where is SPRING!!!

…Why haven’t I studied and taken my GMAT?

…Why is Corporate America like THE worst place EVER!

…Why did I find these FAB shoes in my closet I never knew I had! hahahaha

…Why don’t I live off the Amalfi Coast???

…How come my boy in FL can get a phat crib for 150K but if I were to spend that here in the expensive a** DMV, I’d be living in the hood in a cardboard box!?!

…These girls on The Bad Girl’s Club are a MESS!

…I don’t feel like going to the gym tonight, but I am…I love it when I get there, but I hate going after work! It’s torture!  BUT I love my legs and my calves are something serious!

…Toccara looks great! albeit, a tad bit airbrushed

…I got my license today, my real one sans the Scarlet Letter ‘R’…I should be cised, which I am, BUT my picture! UGH! It’s SO not what’s up! I want a re-do! Yup, I’m going to pay $10 more dollars! I am vain…duh!

…I had a whole list of stuff I came up with while driving because people here can’t drive for nothin, but I forgot!

Peace!

Some questions?

I’m sure these questions have either been addressed or asked around this here blogosphere, but I was just able to catch up on some weekend gossip and I have a few questions. I was left most puzzled by this one…

*How come Busta Rhymes is going to court for something that occurred in October 2006, yet dirty, i’m-on-everybody’s-damn-remix-I’m-a-flirt-black-handsome-rich-and-can-sing-DAMMIT! R. Kelly has YET to have his heyday in court! WHY! And perhaps, more importantly, why is he allowed to put out songs with lyrics such as this:

“I got you so wet, it’s like a rainforest Like Jurassic Park, except I’m your sexosaurus, babe.”
– R. Kelly on the song The Zoo – from his new album Double Up

Gross, just gross…

*Why is this stoopid coke head b*tch just going to rehab and got a slap on the wrist for crashing and having COCAINE in her car, but E-V-E got arrested when she crashed?

*How come Beyonce is living my life?

*LOL! Is this what people call ‘healthy’ for MKOlsen?

*HOW, exactly, did Ty-Ty lose those 30 or so pounds?

*Why is nobody feeding this poor creature?

Last but not least…

*When will all the madness end and I will no longer be bombarded with snapshots of this skuzzbucket’s wobbly bits!?